Not-Me Monday

 

 

I have not done a Not-Me Monday is forever! I'm SLACKING! Hopefully I remember even how to do one!

 

It was NOT me that finally took time to put away my summer shoes and seen that it did NOT take two FULL boxes! That's sad.

 

It was NOT me that loved doing absolutely nothing for almost an entire week because of surgery. Who would want to do just nothing? That's just being lazy.

 

It was NOT me that loved having my mom at my house for a week, just to spend time with her, but secretly loving that she was cleaning my entire house for me. :)

 

And it is NOT me that had the best Christmas ever! Hope you all did too :)

 

Head on over to MckMama's blog to check out her Not Me Monday!

Not Me Monday

Where has the weekend gone?! I have been EXTREMELY busy all weekend. Actually, i've been busy starting last Thursday. But that's a whole nother' post. So, Not Me Monday is back! MckMama has not been able to post a Not-Me Monday due to baby Stellan being in the hospital, but go ahead and go over to her blog and love on baby Stellan.

We had a Heaven and Hell house at our church and I so DID NOT take some small children that could not(they really could not) go through hell just to the heaven part to meet their parents there. And my pastor so DID NOT miscount the group number so I so DID NOT take two children into heaven in the wrong group and sat there with them through the whole heaven scene, without their parents!

While doing the last night of Heaven and Hell house last night, I was NOT asked out of the blue to be an angel in heaven. I totally DID NOT say yes! and then realize that I had to take off my blue jeans. I DID NOT freak out about wearing just white shorts underneath because my robe was short and I HAVE NOT shaved my legs in a week!

My friends that were in heaven with me DID NOT call me, hairy angel all night. Nope, they love me more than that.

And I definitely DID NOT have the most absolute, fabulous, time with the most greatest people in my life! Nope NOT ME!

Not Me Monday!

It's Not Me Monday again! Go over to MckMama's blog and read her HILARIOUS..and i mean HILARIOUS Not Me Monday today!!

It was NOT me that stuffed a queen size comforter into my washing machine to clean it, instead of taking it to the dry cleaners or a laundry mat. It was NOT me that came back 20 minutes later to find water all over my laundry room floor. It was NOT me that realized the comforter was to big for the washing machine and the water poured out of the back of the washing machine.

It was NOT me that got a new 40' flat screen as an early christmas present from my mom because it was on sale! Nope NOT me!

And I totally do NOT watch Friend's 24/7 on my new tv b/c I totally do NOT have cable!

Hope you all have a great Monday!

Kasey

Not Me Monday!

It's Not Me Monday again! I love doing these because like MckMama , your able to get out all of your faults, that really you would never want anyone knowing.

It was not me that heard the dog vomiting this morning in my bedroom floor, and it was not me that just laid there because I was "to tired" to check on her. Who cares if the dog is vomiting on my bedroom floor right?

I did not put the same socks on this morning that I wore yesterday. I would never do that! Even though I had walked all over my dirty kitchen floor with them, and knew they were dirty, and still did not put them on just because they were brown, and I needed some brown socks to wear.

I absolutely did not use my toothbrush this morning, when I knew my ferret climbed on top of my bathroom sink, and grabbed my toothbrush and tried escaping with it. I would never just run my toothbrush under hot water and still brush my teeth with it. That is just nasty, and unsanitary!

I would never continue to drink this coke on my desk when I have a horrible ulcer in my mouth. Nope, I would never continue drinking an acid-like drink just because I "need" my daily Coke fix.

And lastly, I'm totally not sitting here at my desk, with papers strolled in front of me, acting like i'm working on something, just so I can work on my Not Me Monday post. Nope, I would never do that.

Hope you enjoy!

Kasey

Not Me Monday

This is my first time to do the "Not Me Monday". I read MckMama's blog often, and I love when she does the Not Me Mondays. Not Me Monday is when women can tell about all the things they did or said that week that they are completely embarrassed about. A lot of them that I read are actually HILARIOUS!

It was totally NOT ME that accidentally cheated on my computer test by using the computer and my book on both parts of the test, when I was supposed to only using the computer and book on the FIRST part of the test. Nope, Not Me.

It was NOT ME that shaved my dog bald to try to get rid of the fleas, instead of just dipping her.

Nope, Not Me.

It was NOT ME that shoved all my clothes that were on my bedroom floor, in the closets and under the bed to "clean" before my grandma came to visit me. :)

And I did NOT go to see my best friend that is a hair stylist for the weekend, and let her cut all of my hair off, and not tell my boyfriend about it, and come home to surprise him with it. At which he did NOT freak out.

I hope to be able to do this every monday, it was fun. :)

Kasey