It's Not Me Monday again! I love doing these because like MckMama , your able to get out all of your faults, that really you would never want anyone knowing.
It was not me that heard the dog vomiting this morning in my bedroom floor, and it was not me that just laid there because I was "to tired" to check on her. Who cares if the dog is vomiting on my bedroom floor right?
I did not put the same socks on this morning that I wore yesterday. I would never do that! Even though I had walked all over my dirty kitchen floor with them, and knew they were dirty, and still did not put them on just because they were brown, and I needed some brown socks to wear.
I absolutely did not use my toothbrush this morning, when I knew my ferret climbed on top of my bathroom sink, and grabbed my toothbrush and tried escaping with it. I would never just run my toothbrush under hot water and still brush my teeth with it. That is just nasty, and unsanitary!
I would never continue to drink this coke on my desk when I have a horrible ulcer in my mouth. Nope, I would never continue drinking an acid-like drink just because I "need" my daily Coke fix.
And lastly, I'm totally not sitting here at my desk, with papers strolled in front of me, acting like i'm working on something, just so I can work on my Not Me Monday post. Nope, I would never do that.
Hope you enjoy!